christmas list
things i'm asking santa for this year:
1.
2. money for books (of poetry)
3. sweet new playgym for molly, preferably natural wood with peeling bark for her to nibble.
4. spandex leggings. any colour, except maybe puce.
5. a backbone
6. undies
7. the magic bullet (so i can, in turn, give it to my roommate rachel for her birthday).
8. a heart
9. a hot-tub
10. a haircut
11. fresca. like 10 cases.
12. a clue
really, i don't ask for much.

2 Comments:
dude you better add two magic bullets to that list because i started the marathon watching of the magic bullet infomercial and i want one bad!
not a bad idea, my friend. for anyone out there thinking of giving me item 7 this year, if you call between the hours of 6 and 10 am and buy one magic bullet, you get a second, absolutely free! then i can give one to my friend rob, too.
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